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Free Quick Roast
The fast hook for people with brave group chats.
Free
One-off payment
- Short personalised roast
- Five-point scorecard
- Share-safe result link
Free quick dating-profile roasts
Get roasted.
Share it.
Roast your mates.
Start with a free quick roast for your dating profile. Get a scorecard built for the group chat, then turn the heat up when you are ready.
Free quick roast · Share-safe results · You control the intensity
Roastly / live demo
Your dating profile says main character.
Your scorecard says the group chat needs to see this.
Profile received. Ego pending.
Brutal heatSpeech + fire + attitude
We don’t
sugarcoat.
We roast.
Funny. Personal. Shareable. Every roast begins with the material you choose to submit.
01
Drop the evidence
A dating profile or screenshot. You choose what enters the roast room.
02
Choose your heat
Gentle, Savage, or Absolute Destruction. The intensity is your call.
03
Share the scorecard
Get a free quick roast, then send the safe share link straight to the group chat.
Priced by pain tolerance
How honest are
we being?
The quick roast is free. Upgrades add the experience basic AI text cannot.
Full Roast
Planned: more categories, more jokes, better card.
£2.99
One-off payment
- Longer personalised roast
- Premium scorecard
- Premium share card
Absolute Destruction
Planned: original roast personalities, full report, and final verdict.
£4.99
One-off payment
- Multiple roast personalities
- Full report and final verdict
- Challenge-ready premium card
Before you volunteer as tribute
Questions from
nervous egos
Your ego has entered the chat
Upload it.
We’ll find the punchline.
Choose your target, set the heat and get a roast that could only be about you.
Start my roast